Yes..the party animal finally records his nights out...and makes an effort to try to at least stay sober to remember what I ended up doing! People always say that its not the destination but the journey that counts...but all I say is that so long as you end up in a room with great music, cool company and a glass of Chivas...the rest doesn't matter.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Scary Thoughts.....
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
#1) Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
#2) If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
#3) Marriage is grand - and a divorce is at least 100 grand!
#4) Marriage life is very frustrating! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
#5) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
#6) Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
#7) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
#8) Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
#9) Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
#10) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is fininshed.
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Ah,,we get the hint.
Congratulations on yr upcoming marriage.
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